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    Just trying to be a good husband!


    The Wife has been dealing with some issues with her back, and she asked me to put lotion on her legs yesterday. "Sure," I say.

    She hands me a jug of some odd-smelling stuff bearing the name of a Newbury Street shop. I had passed by the shop many times, but I never knew what they sold. Now I know: strange smelling potions for $32.00 for a 20oz bottle. That costs more than my Scotch, for Christ's sake.

    I'm trying to squirt the liquid through the narrow neck of the bottle. It won't come out, resisting me like ketchup. With perseverance, I manage to get a nickel-sized dollop onto my palm. This effort got enough lotion to get her kneecap done.

    "Put your finger in," she says to me. I comply.

    "NO!," she cries out, "I mean put your finger *in the bottle* To get some lotion! Eeejit!"

    First they ask for your help, then they get angry at you ... sheesh!
    Byker Reviewed by Byker on . Just trying to be a good husband! The Wife has been dealing with some issues with her back, and she asked me to put lotion on her legs yesterday. "Sure," I say. She hands me a jug of some odd-smelling stuff bearing the name of a Newbury Street shop. I had passed by the shop many times, but I never knew what they sold. Now I know: strange smelling potions for $32.00 for a 20oz bottle. That costs more than my Scotch, for Christ's sake. I'm trying to squirt the liquid through the narrow neck of the bottle. It won't Rating: 5

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    #2
    Senior Member

    Just trying to be a good husband!

    hahaha tough luck
    you should try to give her some hash though

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    #3
    Senior Member

    Just trying to be a good husband!

    lol!

    put your finger in...

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    #4
    Senior Member

    Just trying to be a good husband!

    lol that made me laugh, haha

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    #5
    Senior Member

    Just trying to be a good husband!

    see it
    feel it
    smell it













    enjoy it if ya can

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    #6
    Senior Member

    Just trying to be a good husband!

    Quote Originally Posted by Byker

    "NO!," she cries out, "I mean put your finger *in the bottle* To get some lotion! Eeejit!"
    Your wife sounds alot like me ~lol~
    Just subsititute 'Gobshite' for 'Eeejit' and we're as good as twins

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    #7
    Senior Member

    Just trying to be a good husband!

    Woman. They want our help but we never seem to get it right. And, when lotion costs more than Scotch, you should be able to puy your "finger in".

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    #8
    Senior Member

    Just trying to be a good husband!

    Quote Originally Posted by Marko123
    And, when lotion costs more than Scotch, you should be able to puy your "finger in".
    Except we don't tend to rub on as much lotion as you guys can pour whiskey down your neck tho

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    #9
    Senior Member

    Just trying to be a good husband!

    Very good Lulu. Touch'e.

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    #10
    Senior Member

    Just trying to be a good husband!

    Lol, that made my day.

    *props*

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