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F L E S H Reviewed by F L E S H on . Just trying to be a good husband! The Wife has been dealing with some issues with her back, and she asked me to put lotion on her legs yesterday. "Sure," I say. She hands me a jug of some odd-smelling stuff bearing the name of a Newbury Street shop. I had passed by the shop many times, but I never knew what they sold. Now I know: strange smelling potions for $32.00 for a 20oz bottle. That costs more than my Scotch, for Christ's sake. I'm trying to squirt the liquid through the narrow neck of the bottle. It won't Rating: 5