Desperate!

[mjbones1999]

I have pretty much smoked every day for the past 20 years. I have not smoked at all since 9/29....I have a urine test to take (10/28) & I have to pass or they'll take my kids (long dumb story)....I have also lost maybe 10/15 lbs since the 29th....is there anything I can do to speed up getting the THC out of my system. They also said (no clue how true) they'd be checking for alterants.....

Thanks

mjbones1999 Reviewed by mjbones1999 on 10-15-2010. Desperate! I have pretty much smoked every day for the past 20 years. I have not smoked at all since 9/29....I have a urine test to take (10/28) & I have to pass or they'll take my kids (long dumb story)....I have also lost maybe 10/15 lbs since the 29th....is there anything I can do to speed up getting the THC out of my system. They also said (no clue how true) they'd be checking for alterants..... Thanks Rating: 5

[mjbones1999]

I've worked from home sit'g on my behind on the internet for the past 10 years. Started going to college 5 days a wk since 8/16, walking all over campus/stairs/etc. Explaining the weight loss.

Been clean for 16/17 days....got 13 more days before test.

Thanks
mjbones

[AmIGonnaFail]

You may be ok because you will have 29/30 clean days, I was a very heavy smoker and passed a urine test at day 22,
best thing to do is buy some home tests and see for yourself if you can pass. Excercise a lot too, but NOT for the 2-3 days before the test as excercising will release the THC metabolites from your fat cells.
Drink water/cranberry juice on the day of the test and do not use your first wee of the day.
As far as I can gather that is all you can do. Do not waste money on "cleansing" products I've not heard one good review,

Read the sticky threads on dilution and substitution, they cover everything you need to know for a urine test, you should be thankful it's not hair like me, I have the same riding on my results.
Good luck

[Overcast72]

I have pretty much smoked every day for the past 20 years. I have not smoked at all since 9/29....I have a urine test to take (10/28) & I have to pass or they'll take my kids (long dumb story)....I have also lost maybe 10/15 lbs since the 29th....is there anything I can do to speed up getting the THC out of my system. They also said (no clue how true) they'd be checking for alterants.....

Thanks

Pretty much all drug tests that I've known about now - mostly from reading here and looking at the forms I've gotten - test for 'adulterants'. Mostly; I think they are looking for known substances that are added to urine to mess up the tests. Like Bleach maybe... bad example perhaps to use in any event.

I have only had bad luck with 'detox' stuff. The one time I did pass and didn't think I would, I was just tearing through Orange Juice - but I had only smoked one about a week prior. Before that it had been almost a year.

Quick Fix or similar is pretty much a guaranteed pass. It's worked for me three times. Guess I'm getting better at it too..

Be careful though, make sure the friggin cap is on tight! I'm SO glad I left for my test early that time - it was my first time using QF and half the bottle soaked my jeans. So I went to a nice long lunch, slithering into the bathroom and using the hand dryer on my jeans, lol.

Luckily - I brought two bottles of QF - always, always bring two bottles. The 'split' samples might want 2/3 oz in each container.

Otherwise with Detox, if you are limited to just that - I do wish you luck. I've had 50/50 on detox/dilution tricks.

[Xyz505]

keep losing wieght is good thing fast metabolism is good eat burgers go to sauna dirnk alot of tea water and stuff keep peeing

[AmIGonnaFail]

From what I can gather THC is not water soluble, so drinking lots for days and days is pointless, it is only useful for diluting your urine on the actual day of the test. Drink loads on that day/evening before and do not use your first viod of the day for the test, as it will have the highest concentration of THC

[webdox]

From what I can gather THC is not water soluble, so drinking lots for days and days is pointless, it is only useful for diluting your urine on the actual day of the test. Drink loads on that day/evening before and do not use your first viod of the day for the test, as it will have the highest concentration of THC

You are correct. xyz505 isn't giving good advice. Sauna, drinking lots of liquids do NOTHING to speed up THC unloading.

[mjbones1999]

Well, test got moved up to Monday, so 4 days early....just took an at home and failed! I haven't smoked in 23 days ....25 on Monday....just wondering, cause pee is color of water (not been worried yet about b12 to color...got some to take starting tomorrow)...My question is this, I know the judge said they test for adulterants....wondering, if possibly could be still throwing positive because my creatine level is too low. Would that make a stick test show positive??? If so, think if I start taking creatine supps tomorrow....for test say 2pm on Monday....along with the water/gatoraid/etc....might be ok?

I've just about completely cut out cokes, etc....been drinking nothing but water....but have gatoraid for next couple days.

Desperate....its frustrating to not be smoking & still can't pass the test....especially when so much riding on it!

Considered for a moment maybe substitution, but since court order...done in court house....I'm just too chicken to risk it.

Thanks
Mjbones

[Burnt Toast]

My question is this, I know the judge said they test for adulterants....wondering, if possibly could be still throwing positive because my creatine level is too low. Would that make a stick test show positive???

Nope. Only a THCA concentration above the dipsticks cutoff limit would make it show a positive.

[mjbones1999]

My husband is now able to test negative....naturally, I am not....Lovely!

Anyways, now he's pushing (alot) that I should listen to him & the secret is to eat alot of really really greasy foods to "coat" the inside to help block the THC....except that everything I've seen online says thats the worst thing to do....?????

I'm wondering if I eat light today...(got some califlower & dressing) & drink alot of water/gatoraid today (just to get the flush going)...& then the same tomorrow till test at 2pm....maybe I could pass it.

What do you think would be my best shot??? I'm desperate!

Thanks
Mjbones