Your Favorite Stand-Up Comedians

[OreO]

kinnison
eddie murphy
dave chapelle
Dana Carvey

[looseends]

richard pryor
george carlin
moms mabley (yeah i went there)

[Belleza666]

dave chappelle
george lopez

[Pass The Rizla]

Billy Connelly
Roy Chubby Brown
Eddie izzard

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Richard Pryor
Eddie Murphy
George Carlin

[Lulu]

http://www.tommytiernan.com/

Hey Finn - Click on sounds -

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jesus is pretty funny

[NowhereMan]

Redd Foxx was very funny at stand up (fred sanford if ya dont know)
richard pryor, funniest mofo ever heard (when u on fire people will move out the way)
Chris Farley
sam kinnison,every word he yelled,cracked me up
andy kuafman was so odd he was funny
eddie murphy ,
arsenio hall,stand up only,(hate his show) as with dave chappelle

oh yea CHEECH and CHONG routines,mus not leave them out

here is a list of stand up's
if ya wanna luagh check a few out
ive not heard of many of them
http://www.comedy-zone.net/zones/standup.htm


IF BILL GATES WAS A REDNECK

If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..."

If you ever said the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.

You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

Wookiees are offended by your B.O.

You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.

You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up.

You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.

You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."

[richieguy69]

Jim Gaffigan
Lewis Black ----->He's hilarious, makes me roll EVERY time
Mitch Hedberg
Jeremy Hotz
Todd Barry
Kevin James ---->Sweat the Small Stuff is Hilarious
George Carlin --->Has a great book called Brain Droppings
Kathleen Madigan

[4thpower]

Mitch Hedberg (RIP). If you didn't think he was funny, you obviously didn't get it.

Bar none, my favorite.