jerk off?

[naturalmystic]

wackin off stoned is 100X better than sobre. That's all that needs to be said. I can't say much for fucking while high, however.

[GHoSToKeR]

Go smoke a cone and find out dude. Sometimes I space out and close my eyes, and all of sudden 'snap-back' with my johnson like limp and in my hand, lol.

hahaha

Bag of bud: £40
Munchies and papers: £20
Finding a dude stoned off his ass sitting on the toilet with his dick in his hand: PRICELESS



PS; I think thats happened to all of us at one point (what kyle said, not getting caught lol)

[jacquelyne]

lol

[djaio]

the imagination is much more vivid...

and weed is one of the few drugs where you CAN masturbate. ever tried it on dxm?

as one guy here put it, you'd have an easier time hunting and killing an elephant.

[one800getslapped]

dude whenever i smoke i jack off. it feels like heaven. yes.

[kiwi]

It never seeses to amaze me the things some guys will talk about....lol, some of you must find it a help to know thats theres other ppl out there that are just the same when it comes to their WANGS....lol. I think it BRILLIANT,

[EverydayJunglist]

dude whenever i smoke i jack off. it feels like heaven. yes.

do any of your friends look at you funny when you whip your cock out and start pounding it after a smoke session?Or do y'all give each other handjobs??LoL j/k man.Keep on poundin!

[skissors]

the imagination is much more vivid...

and weed is one of the few drugs where you CAN masturbate. ever tried it on dxm?

as one guy here put it, you'd have an easier time hunting and killing an elephant.

Oh my god!! I thought I was the only one to try it. It is so incredibly difficult to pay attention to wanking. I forget I'm doing it. I was persistant though, I told myself I'm not leaving the bathroom till I found out what it feels like. About 30 to 45 minutes later I'm sweating profusely and thought "holy shit, that was the hardest thing I've ever done in my life!"

[djaio]

so you actually orgasmed?

could you feel anything? was it bleeding?

did you even HAVE a penis left?

[maryjanemama]

This thread is too funny.