I went to a doctor in Venice Beach.

He asked me what my problems were, and I just said insomnia and allergies.

After a short physical where you keep your clothes on, I was given a medical marijuana card that cost me $100.

Since then I've seen ads in magazines for far less.

My point is, you are not applying for a job with the CIA. Back pain will do, and trust me, after a bowl of LA Confidential any back pain you had will be gone, and Ibuprofen will look silly.