"4) The two middle ones are the Jack seeds. The rest are batch 3. Some girls would be nice. So far, my grow has been like a bad Porno movie...too many balls. Not enough pu....you know what I mean."

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. before i got this post started, i jus had to laugh at this one....

any ways, so i did what u told me. i threw 3 seeds into that hole i dug up.. i had a total of 5 plants, the midget (hope no one feels offended by that term) i was talking about, which is my 1st plant. the og kush that i started 2 weeks ago that i put into a pot about a week n a half ago. and i put the 3 sprouts into that hole. meanwhile, DLNR was snooping around my forest, yes i said my forest. i dont care if it belongs to the state, i claim that territory.LOL! :rasta: they were saying something about suspicious activities in the neighborhood!!! no way are they gonna trace it back to me though. this is like a game of chess, im 2 steps ahead of them, and im doing investigations of my own.. i mean c'mon now this is my neighborhood. do they really think i wont notice a guy that isnt my neighbor walking his dog. or a van that practically has a sign that says 'this is an undercover van' (not literally speaking but you know what i mean dont you?)

anywho... so they did some snooping around in my forest, and they dug up the hole, well atleast i think they found it, it wasnt completely destroyed but it looked like someone was snooping around that general area and i know it was the DLNR. i seen tracks i didnt leave, and the hole looked like, well it didnt look dug up, but the ferts i put ontop was swooshed around. i have a pretty good photographic memory and i know it wasnt how i left it..

well, i think theres still a chance that the seeds are still in there, ive still been watering it everyday, for about a week now, just incase they are late sprouts..

but even if the plants got ripped, the good thing is i still got the midget that should be ready to harvest in maybe 2 weeks, the og kush, which is in a 3rd hiding spot, i check on her eerday (well i hope its a her) shes doin good, and growing pretty fast. damn them ferts are working wonders! and im glad they didnt find everything!

even better i still got 4 seeds, and 10 more on the way that my friend still owes me! if in another week the seeds dont sprout through the soil, then imma put 3 more into the hole. i figure, if DLNR already ripped it, they prolly wont think im dumb enough to use the same hole. well guess what, im so dumb it makes me smart. bwahahahahahahaha! well atleast i hope so.. they havent been around since.....

well actually let me give you a discription of my forest, then ill continue with the DLNR story... starting from my houst theres about 20 yards till the trees start, where the trees start theres a cliff, the cliff goes down about 50 ft, (not a straight drop but pretty steep) and this little valley at the bottom is about 50 yrsd from my side of the cliff to the other side, there are houses on the other side, but theres a lot of trees blocking direct view from my side, so you cant really see the plants from there, i already checked.. at the very top part of the hill on the other side of the valley theres a mantion (sp?) with a ginormous back yard, now you know how i say my forest, well the guy that ownes this house can literally and legally say his forest. on the realz!

any ways back to DLNR topic. with that discription... i havent seen them snooping around my neighborhood since the plants were ripped, about 2 weeks ago, however the mantion i was speaking of has a parking structure that is at the end of his side of the cliff, and there was another UC truck this time about 5 days ago... this is what there saying... "where gonna get this guys, where on to whoever is planting in our forest" LOL. heres what im saying at the same time... "no no no no. im on to you guys, im staying low profile about this shit and doing my own investigations. you wont catch me, like i said.. game of chess, im letting you guys think your on to something. but trust and beleive. im 2 steps ahead!" that was the last time i seen them.

so basic summery. i had 5 plants. some dick head people that work for the state took 3 (good thing i still got 2 and they didnt find those) in a week imma plant 3 more and have 5 again... then the next week imma harvest 1 have 4.... you guys get the picture!

well OH! hows this so far for my first season?! and the learning started... and continues! cant wait till i become pro like you :thumbsup: get giant harvests and look like this :stoned: after i reap my plants. hahaha. well that and i cant wait to get legal too...

again, tips are welcome!! thanks in advanced, and thanks for taking the time to read this boring story of mines!