Just Another Crappy Day in Paradise Grow Log....Part Two.

[canniwhatsis]

Oh yeah!
It's actually a li'l crowded here.
We're jus' tryin' not to crumb up yer thread with idle chatter.

An' sittin' quietly is not my M.O., so 'preciate da restraint, yah?

Aloha,
Da well behaved 'zard.

Dis not my thread! :jointsmile:

ENJOY!

canniwhatsis Reviewed by canniwhatsis on 11-02-2010. Just Another Crappy Day in Paradise Grow Log....Part Two. As a sucessful long season winds down, I notice a problem. I have 28 legal holes and there almost EMPTY! Shit. Well not for long. :D We can fix this....but I need a goal. Long season was good to me, but I can do better. I could slam a bunch of seeds in the dirt and choke myself out on 90 day wonders. It would be easy to do, but yield would be...minor. :( I have a light room. It is seldom used. Here's the plan. This grow will start hybred, 12 hours sunlight, 12 hrs CFL's. That way I can Rating: 5

[oldhaole]

This log is like watching paint dry... I said it and it's true.

LSY, Weez, Cani... I thank you....That said, you guys need a life. Seriously feel free to put whatever, wherever. Without you this is boring and stale. And as all of you know, my ego needs constant feeding.

How do I top last year?...I don't have a clue.

Like a fake fifty, the prodical patient returned to me...what a stupid fu...be nice...person. Typical, get weed, bail, sell weed, come back broke, sponge off me for the rest of the season. Where do I find these idiots???

Had a good rain this afternoon. Winter is here. I have one clone left on the bottom, and it rotted. This doesn't bode well for next year. Looks like a cane field year comming up. Last year the fields were dry and worthless. The big payoff was from the yard...Next year smells different. I may have to go in a different direction. Or maybe it was all bullshit...Who knows???

Anybody see anything about the Hawaii state judge on Hawaii island looking to dismiss charges against two people transporting MMJ intersland??? Ohh Baby...Another wall may just fall....If those dumb bastards get away with that without the feds frying them...a giant market opens. And I will have lots of frequent flier miles....Me and half the island. That would make my life a whole lot easier.

OK, Who the hell gave this a ranking? Five stars? PULLEEASE. Smells like charity to me. This ain't that log, This is the bullshit BEFORE that log...I hope. Anyway, I prefer to earn my stars...the old fashoned way...with a giant harvest.

OK, settle down... other than me giving you shit I got nothing. I will try to keep you entertained for a few, thats the least I can do...and I always do the least I can do on everything.

Later

[Gare0440]

OK, Who the hell gave this a ranking? Five stars? PULLEEASE. Smells like charity to me. This ain't that log, This is the bullshit BEFORE that log...I hope. Anyway, I prefer to earn my stars...the old fashoned way...with a giant harvest.

your too funny man.
like the rest of them i need a life.. check this daily too haha
cant wait too see your crop this round and to here the stories:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

[camoxnhx]

a part 2!!!! word up!!! shes looking sooo dank!

[oldhaole]

Whaaaaattt,

It's been a while since I updated this. Progress is begining to show. The biggest plant in the gulch is pushing two feet, and all of the first batch is planted and showing sex. No fags, five boys and four girls.

The seed search had hit paydirt. New additions include some Diesel, White Russian, and some old style HB. All are in he cracking dish and should be planted today. Add those to the Jack, the tasty strain from B. and my other strains and I have the makings of a decent long season.

I enlarged the gulch and slammed another seven holes in. Planted batch two (the femed cross from partner) right next to batch one. Had to break down and spend cash on soil. I am a cheap SOB and that goes against the grain.

Winter is here. Dropped below 50 for the first time a couple of nights ago. I'm sure you all feel real sorry for me, but try not to laugh.

My little freeawana program has caught the attention of the cultivating kings up here. And not in a good way. There is talk of some asshole upcountry giving it away. NOOOO. Apparently this asshole dropped a load on Kihei, and in the process pushed the price below what the boneheads want for their crop. Too fuckin bad. It's called competition....get used to it. Some people wish I would just sell out.

Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see what hand fills up faster.

I ain't stupid. Eventualy when I run out somebody will talk. But I ain't going to run out for a long damn time. And they will be pissed, because I said nothing, AND I have bummed their strains off them, and I will do it to them again next year. More better they just drop their price.

Later

[goliath808]

hey bro, thanks for the tips on the other thread post.. yea, i know i screwed myself by not putting it outside earlier, i was having trouble finding a bigger pot to transplant it in and i wanted to do that before putting it outside. i have 2 other seeds that ill be starting up after i harvest my first one, and this time imma put it directly into the bigger pot to start so i wont have to bug with the transplanting (like i said before, it was just a practice run). now i know what to expect and am/will be more prepaired for those new plants to come! as for it being hidden... its pretty well hidden, its along the edge of a cliff on a flat section, theres a little hunting path at the bottom of the cliff about 20 yards down from the spot, however i already did a walk around and its hidden from the path by a small guava tree, and i checked all different angles from the windows in my house and from my balcony, and from all outside angles, the only way its visible is to walk right on up to the edge of the cliff. the cliff is about 20 yards away from the back of my house but no one goes back there like ever so i have no worries on that issue.

the funny thing about it is when the plant was a baby my dad stumbled on it, my little brother was laughing so hard cause it was in direct view of him and he almost didnt see it. he walked past it like 3 times before spotting it. he got upset that i had it being that hes a babylon, haha.. he almost pulled it outta the soil then i snatched it before damage was done and hid it. i told him that im going to apply for my blue card so he wont get so upset and be able to do anything when he sees the new plants.

with that last statement.. i have a compound fracture in my lower spine and get a pinching sensation wen i lie on my stomoche. and it causes back pain, not a 24-7 back pain but it starts to hurt randomly throughout the year, and espacially starts to hurt when im excersizing (i am highly active nd feel the need to workout. pain wont stop me!) this should be a good enough reason to be a medical patient right? if so what would be the best means of getting the blue card? one of my friends said to go to the doctors first and get medicine for it, (vikoden, oxy, percs etc...) then go apply for the card saying that the medicine causes me to get nauseous that way they see that i really got back problems and am not just another person trynna BS my way into getting high. also i have sleeping insomnia and the only 2 things that help me sleep is weed and alcohol, only i dont drink, nor do i like to drink even if i have an opportunity, and i really dont like sleeping pills those arent even an option in my mind!
any information you could give me would be much appreciated!
Mahalo.

[oldhaole]

You still have two whole seeds??? What's up with that? You need a shitload of seeds. Plant the seeds you have and make more. I would put your three in the same place, pray for a male, and let them breed. Then you will have 200+
seeds and a decent chance to have what you need for the future.

As for getting your card, I have heard it is hard to get on Oahu. I would recomend a trip to Big Island. There is a doctor there that hands them out like candy. I will give you his name, in a rec, look on your profile page. This doc has a dislike for opiates, If you go to him with your meds, tell him you don't want to get hooked on them, and that you are in constant pain and you are in. Hello blue card!

Once you have your card, and pops can't say shit, scrap the big pots. All you need are small ones to get your starts growing in. When they get 5 sets of leaves, plant directly in ground. Your plants will get much bigger in the dirt vs in pots.

Remember you can grow 90 day wonders to bud all the way to the third week in January. Plant before Jan 21st and they will go off. After that some will go off and some will get huge. The huge ones you can regrow, but that is another bridge to cross when you get there.

To do short season right, the secret is in the vegetative growth. The bigger they get the more they yield. They will only be vegeing for a short time. In that short time you want to get them as big as they can before the plants figure out the days are short and it's time to bud. So they should be pushed as fast as they can, to whatever height you can get. That means lots of sun, the right fertilizer, you don't let them get rootbound, use good soil, and if they are in pots, transplanting to slightly bigger pots every month.

As for soil, you mentioned you have jungle behind you. That leads me to believe you live in one of the hieghts on Oahu. Nice area. But the leached soil up there is garbage. If you go inground dig your holes early, and put some lime in the holes and use store bought soil. I use an even mix of Sunshine #3 and FoxFarm Ocean Forest. For ferts get some Osmicote 14-14-14 Time release and drop a handfull around the plant. Good soil = bigger plants.

OK, I think I covered ninty day wonders 101. More questions? Fire away.

[honeygurl]

Oldhaole, are you using the 14-14-14 right from the beginning? I thought using ferts so early was not recommended, BWDIK?

[LetsSeeYa]

Oldhaole, are you using the 14-14-14 right from the beginning? I thought using ferts so early was not recommended, BWDIK?

He gets his plants up a bit before planting in his holes, plus he said time released on top of the soil. So im sure it takes some time to get into the ground real good.

I think i answered this correct Oldhaole, if not i did try:thumbsup:



:rasta:

[oldhaole]

I just love the stuff. On my starts, I put a couple of teaspoons on when I plant the cracked seed. I have yet to burn the babies. A also have run a couple of tests and the pots with the time release do grow a little taller and stronger.

It is near impossible to burn the plants with time release.... sure if you want to bury the plant in the stuff, and soak it, could be done...but why?

One of the reasons I like it so much is that its free. My partner gets it from one of his jobsites. I love free shit. Why pay more?