When you go to the gym after visiting the back yard fan leaves fall out of the pockets of your shorts while fishing out the ipod. ( I had a bunch of huge God Bud fan leaves lying next to the mat as fellow patrons wandered by, I got a lot of strange looks. )

All your regulars pants pockets have fans leaves washed and dried from the washing machine/dryer.

Nugs get stuck to your socks and you don't know where they came from.

You can't go outside without checking for trimmings on the front of your shirt.

You dog has a bud hanging from it's tail.

You dog is wobbly most of the month.

Your cat has trimmings on it.

Your cat likes to ambush birds amonst your ladies in the garden.

You can hide from your wife in plain sight behind your ladies.