...You can't walk past the housewares/hardware section of W4LLM4RT without going past the Rubberma!d tubs, thinking "Hmmm... I wonder how many plants I could DWC/Aero/E&F in that..."

Looking at lightbulbs in both real life brick-and-mortar stores and on the web, replaces looking at porn... and looking at actual buds, or buds forming, or pictures of budlets actually makes ya horny...

When shopping for a place to live, your main focus as to the amenities of the place is how many amps of electricity are coming into the main box...

Going to the hydro store feels like going to the candy store when you were a kid...

You can't look at a closet at a friend's house without thinking about how many watts of whatever light turns you on you could cram in there...

...aaaand, my personal favourite...

...you carry pictures of your 'little girls' around in your wallet or cellphone to both excite and bore the people around you

Peace