1) You are braging about your girls...but not refering to your children.

2)The first thing you look at when you turn your computer is the local weather.

3) You always carry a pair of clippers in your pocket.

4) Your new favorite place to smoke a joint is under your biggest tree.

5) Your inside dogs go outside for two months and don't make a fuss.

6) You sleep outside with a shotgun. And you like it more than sleeping with the ball and chain.

7) Your house looks like this;