I've got 2 weeks...

[ZeeBeeGee]

I took over 150 drug tests from 02 to 03 in one of the newer "drug court" programs. They were stick tests done on the spot and to beat them, I just didn't smoke. 15 minutes after I graduated, I smoked a big fat bowl of the kind. Guys I knew in the program smoked daily and passed regularly, but from what I've gathered, stick tests are easy to beat.

Now, I just got hired at a company and have to pass a drug test. I bought 2 weeks by telling them I need to give my current employer 2 weeks notice.

The test is at Lab Corp. I'm 5'11", 185 pounds with somewhat of a beer gut, but I'm thin and don't have any problems pickin' up the ladies. The only real fat on my body is in the Budweiser region.

I've read through a lot of these threads and the consensus seems to be the same: use someone else's piss.

My plan now is to use the travel-shampoo bottle method, but also be B-complex-diluted at the same time...just in case.

Any of you have any experience and/or information on Lab Corp procedures? Is there anything I can do, even old wives tales, to flush. Remember, I've got 2 weeks to accomplish my goal. I'm not too worried about it, but I smoked good Colorado nugs 3 to 4 times daily. The last time I smoked was 5 days ago, and I've got two weeks from yesterday, so I'll have about 18 to 20 days clean when I go in.

Thanks for the help, and I know this is my first post, but I'm a member of many forums, and hope to contribute and help others here as well. Thanks a lot.

ZeeBeeGee Reviewed by ZeeBeeGee on 09-24-2010. I've got 2 weeks... I took over 150 drug tests from 02 to 03 in one of the newer "drug court" programs. They were stick tests done on the spot and to beat them, I just didn't smoke. 15 minutes after I graduated, I smoked a big fat bowl of the kind. Guys I knew in the program smoked daily and passed regularly, but from what I've gathered, stick tests are easy to beat. Now, I just got hired at a company and have to pass a drug test. I bought 2 weeks by telling them I need to give my current employer 2 weeks Rating: 5

[lostandlost]

Get something like this to store the urine bottle in and practice over and over.

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I also took a vicks 8 second digital thermometer to test to make sure the urine wasnt too hot before i turned it in. You will need to modify it to make sure it doesnt beep. The speaker was underneath a sticker on the back of the particular one i was using. I got it at walmart and it was small and fast.

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Make sure you practice being able to everything without setting the cup down just in case your in a situation where that isnt possible.

[Burnt Toast]

Make sure you practice being able to everything without setting the cup down just in case your in a situation where that isnt possible.

I always set the sample cup down when I need to zip up, etc. In many instances, Ive had to set the cup on the floor! But anytime I need to set the cup down, I always grab several sheets of toilet paper and fabricate a "coaster" to set the cup on. This serves to cut down on temperature drop which occurs when a warmed container is set on a colder surface. :thumbsup:

[ZeeBeeGee]

So here's what I did: I took an old jock strap and took out the cup. I got a buddy to pee in a travel shampoo bottle. I stopped by Wal-Mart and picked up a few packs of Hot Hands foot warmers...which have an average temperature of 100 degrees. I put the bottle in the cup pocket of the jock strap with 1 Hot Hands pad, and voila!

Passed.

It was Lab Corp. No supervision while I peed. The lady did check the temperature, but with the Hot Hands, it came up perfect.

I suggest getting a few packs of Hot Hands during winter because here in the South, no one really carries those when it's warm outside. If this test was in July, I'd have been screwed.

All in all, I spent about $5...$2 on travel shampoo, and $2 on Hot Hands.

[AmIGonnaFail]

Well done!!