for the girl just leave her alone man...if they'll fuck you over once they'll do it again trust me....and as for fag, i would waittil my dog takes a really nice shit make all cool with him have him come over and get really drunk...only you stay a lil more sober you're gonna have to out drink him.....then like shove the shit in his face after he's passed out....THEN shave off his eyebrow so he knows YOU did it.....also for some added class you could smoke a blunt and use his mouth as an ashtraybut leave the roach there....