Id wait till hes passed out and then piss in his fuckin ear (causes severe ear infections, had it happen to me at a party when I passed out in a snow bank and someone pissed off the porch, kind of like in american pie, except in my ear) cause real friends wouldnt fuck around with a girl they know you like and dont even talk to that bitch anymore, ignore her, that will prolly drive her fuckin mad works for me anyhoo. Theres plenty of fish in the sea....trust me.
Creeper Reviewed by Creeper on . kill good friend for stealing girl while i was passed out?? **note: sorry if this is long and hard to follow. i fucking stoned and i just really wanted to hear ppls reaction to this story** alright, ill fill u in on my situation. im so fucking depressed right now. i work with this incredibly hot girl, a year younger than me (Ash). Well, i thought she was mad, and she took a liking to me. As i got to know her i found that her mum died when she was 3, and she hasnt seen her dad since she was 7. So she lives with her nan, who just happens to hate her. Rating: 5