Yeah. The girl's a slut and fag's an asshole. You need to get him back for the eyebrow, so play it cool. Then lopp off his dick. In your mind. Then in reality, one night when he's passed out, shave off his eyebrow. If you don't want to be his friend anymore you could like shove his face into the ground and sit on his back and make him stay still while you shave off his eyebrow.

I'd probably rough him up a little at the very least, just so he knows never to fuck with you again when you pass out.

- Encatuse
Encatuse Reviewed by Encatuse on . kill good friend for stealing girl while i was passed out?? **note: sorry if this is long and hard to follow. i fucking stoned and i just really wanted to hear ppls reaction to this story** alright, ill fill u in on my situation. im so fucking depressed right now. i work with this incredibly hot girl, a year younger than me (Ash). Well, i thought she was mad, and she took a liking to me. As i got to know her i found that her mum died when she was 3, and she hasnt seen her dad since she was 7. So she lives with her nan, who just happens to hate her. Rating: 5