Quote Originally Posted by MedMJstillFuxMe
As I like to be thorough I will explain why.

Due to unforeseen circumstances which allow me to have exactly zero stress of failing the test and fucking up all kinds of things without absolutely needing to, while still doing almost everything (professionally and academically) I wanted to do, this is all just not fucking worth it.

My head is killing me, my hair is all fucked up and white, and the 24 hour McDonalds down the street was somehow closed at exactly the time I was craving an EggMcmuffin after hours of frying my hair in the middle of the night.

This will allow me at least 4 months of clean living before the internship cycles will begin again, after which I intend to completely abstain until I am in a position whereby I will never, ever have to even begin to worry about passing a test. This is why I never smoked while in the service...it's just not worth it.

Also I will get another magical week of enjoying the fruits of my labors, rather than a zero-notice cold-turkey stop.

Best of luck to all in here who don't have this option, and I seriously will pray for you all real quick because the stress of this to those of you whose lives depend on the results must just be unreal. For those of you who just say fuck the system and play the game, good luck to you.

Perhaps a quick word to: "The Green Prophet, Khizr: Islam's Patron Saint of Cannabis" might help a little. After all, even though you might not agree with the religion, if he is the saint of bud, he's gotta be a cool guy.

God Bless you all, I intend to enjoy your Med MJ forums, and now I must go start my last of week of bud-smoking which will possibly be unrivaled in my lifetime. :stoned:
I don't blame you a bit dude. I myself have never been subjected to a hair test nor do I want too. I would do the same thing if I were in your situation. It's one thing to be subjected to a urine analysis, but hair is a different story and is never 100% full proof. Hopefully one of these days a new method will be invented solely to combat hair tests. Until then I guess we will all have to play by the rules or take a huge risk. Good luck with the sobriety and we hope to see you around the site.
Deige Reviewed by Deige on . Upcoming hair test; have regimin, couple questions. My first post got yanked because I mentioned my prescribed meds, so apologies to the mods for my ignorance (I understand completely, even though they are legit and I mentioned them in case they would somehow interfere with cleaning my 100% legit, doc-recommended and completely effective herbal meds out of my hair) and here's another go. First, thanks to the gurus and apologies for the length of this post...I like to be thorough, and if I pass and my post helps even one person in my situation Rating: 5