This is a month old and nobody's touched it, but somebody has to. This kind of shit can't be allowed to just slip through the cracks.

I'm good at accents, and knowing that the ladies enjoy a sexy-sounding foreigner I once successfully got laid by pretending to be Irish. Good thing she never found out, or I'd be typing this with a parole officer over my shoulder...if that ruling made any sense.

I doubt you could find a seduction out there that isn't guilty of some kind of false pretence--why not sue a guy for saying his favourite colour is red, when you would never have touched him knowing it was blue? What a crock of shit. Or, the more likely explanation--that this is a warning to Arabs: don't touch our Jewish princesses or there'll be hell to pay. Keep the aid and weapons coming, North America!