Update:

Monday Night (08/02) I drank roughly 20-25 ounces of water, peed once, then gave myself an at home drug test. Urine was extremely clear. I dunno if it would have passed dilution standards, BUT I was somewhat relieved that I could pass in some capacity. This was 44 days clean.

Tuesday Morning (08/03) I took a second drug test with my second void of the morning. Very yellow, first of the morning pee. Failed for THC at 45 days clean.

Pot is extremely overrated given the stress I've had to endure. The real deal is tomorrow.