Quote Originally Posted by Burnt Toast
Niacin is an old myth. It does nothing to rid the body of THC.

There is no product that can rid the body of THC. Only time and exercise can do this.


Anytime you burn fat cells, the stored THC metabolites are released back into the bloodstream. The kidneys filter the THC metabolites from the bloodstream and deposits them in the bladder. THC does not burn away with the fat cells.
For this reason, all exercise should be avoided 3 days before the U/A. Youd want to go into "storage mode" - be lazy as possible to prevent a bunch of THC metabolites from being released, which will end up in the urine to be detected.

Drinking fluids only dilutes the THCA concentration thats present in the bladder. The idea is to "thin out" the THCA concentration just enough for the urine sample to register below the cutoff thresholds of the drug screen. This action is only temporary. Once the fluids ingested had been voided out, the dirty donor will resume testing positive for THC. Drinking fluids has no effect on GFR (the rate of which THCA is filtered from the bloodstream by the kidneys), so therefore drinking fluids days before the U/A is of no help.


Home tests are only accurate if the first urination of the day is being used. The assays used at the lab are no more accurate than the home testing kits, since they function on the same principle.
BZZT! your system. That means exercise, otherwise those metabolites interfere with other processes, mainly vitamin absorption, and that will destroy your chances of passing a drug test.

5 years probation, never stopped smoking. Tested CONSTANTLY since my probation was an out of state transfer.

Take the niacin, exercise, drink water, boost your metabolism, and burn lipids out and thus remove THC from your system (otherwise it's just a slow release as your body slowly metabolizes it, and you'll be left with a constantly-detectable level of drugs in your system,) and eat plenty of soluble fiber. This is how you detox your body.

The joys of having dated a doctor.