Done.

I spent the afternoon practicing heating it up and maintaining a temperature. Wrapped an ACE bandage around my leg near my junk. Slipped the 2oz. Quick Fix bottle in it with the heating pad rubber banded to it. Practiced walking around, sitting down, walking up and down stairs, etc. It was fine. I also did the dilute method(I have been clean for 5 days, just a couple one hitters a day for the past few weeks, but I was in Colorado for a week just before and smoked more than normal out there). I ate around 11, a cinnamon roll and some milk, because when I take a multivitamin on an empty stomach I get nauseous. I waited like 30 minutes and took a multivitamin, B-complex, 2 asprin, and a rolaid. From then until like 2:30 I drank 3 12oz gatorades and 1 bottle of water. Had 2 more asprin and a rolaid from time to time(4 overall) and another B-Complex around 2:00. I pissed like 5 times in that period, it was always faintly yellow, had a bit of a smell, no foam really. Pissed again, strapped up and drove there(10 minutes).

I went to Labcorp, around 3:00pm. Signed in. She was helping someone else, who I feel went way quicker than me. Came over took my ID and the number I got in an email. She printed up a thing, took me to the back room. I emptied out all of my pockets except for "loose money or my wallet". Washed my hands. Selected my own container. Opened it up. She walked me to the bathroom. She says do not flush the toilet, do not use the water, do not wash your hands. Here comes a curve ball. She says my light in there isn't working so well but it is enough to get it done. The light was flickering, VERY low light, completely dark at some points. So I tried to check my Quick Fix bottle and could barely see it. I think it read between 94-96. Poured the whole bottle in, towards the end it sort of made noises, made me nervous. I then pissed in the toilet briefly, then pissed a little in the container. I counted; 1 mississippi, 2 mississippi, 3 mississippi(maybe a little quicker because I was nervous). I am not sure how much that would come out to be. Finished in the toilet. Never set the container down. Exited and handed her the sample immediately. She then said I could flush. Walked back to the room with my stuff. She had me initial the seal she put on the container and sign and initial 3 papers. Gave me my copy. They were all printouts and had a YES next to "sample between 90-100" already printed on to it before I even handed her the sample apparently. She said the MRO would get the results in 1-3 days. And I left.

In my car when I removed the ACE bandage I could only find 1 of the clips. I must have lost one along the way or when I was taking it off. Couldn't find it on the ground in my car or in my pants when I got home. I wonder if I lost it much before that, in the facility, just dropped it and never found it in/near my car? I wonder if she finds it in the bathroom will that raise a flag? There was at least 1 other person waiting in the lobby when I got out so I assume she is collecting another sample right away. I am so nervous! This is so important!

So that is my story. Waiting to hear back. If I pass will I not even hear back? Everything will just go smoothly and I will start the job on Mon the 26th? Or will they call to say I passed? How long does that usually take? What is the process? Sample collected > shipped to lab > test done > results sent to MRO > results sent to company? What is that time frame? Should I know by the end of the week? My first sub. I hope it worked!!!