Got blue balls...heres the story

[wannagethigh]

So last night i go to see this girl and we had no house or real comfortable place to be alone. So we just went in the back of my car and I only planned on hu w/ her (didn't think anything else would happen in the backseat) until she asked me if I had my condoms. Of course i'm always prepared for the best so i'm like ya and seconds later we go at it. This is my second time ever having sex and it was the second time with her (so ya i've only had sex with her) and the last time we fucked I came after like 20 mins and she didn't come but said if I kept going for a little longer she would have. Well last night I almost busted after two minutes but slowed down for a sec as to not have premature ejaculation (I seem to have pretty good control) and then kept on going. After 5 minutes of fucking really hard she came, but I didn;t. She kept asking me if I was almost there every for the next to minutes after she came until she said the four letter word STOP. So, because i'm a respectful guy I stop and say whats the matter. Shes like I already came (which I knew she did from her shivering and and moaning) and it hurts too much now. I later found out that this mean that she dried up after cumming and it hurt because she wasn't still really wet (even though the outside of the condom was sopping when I pulled out). SO she felt bad and tried to go me head. After about a minute she started gagging and spit up, which I must say was one of the biggest turn offs. She said my precum tasted too bad. Anyway sorry to drag the story on, but I drove home and eventually went to sleep with the worst case of blue balls I ever had.

wannagethigh Reviewed by wannagethigh on 04-18-2005. Got blue balls...heres the story So last night i go to see this girl and we had no house or real comfortable place to be alone. So we just went in the back of my car and I only planned on hu w/ her (didn't think anything else would happen in the backseat) until she asked me if I had my condoms. Of course i'm always prepared for the best so i'm like ya and seconds later we go at it. This is my second time ever having sex and it was the second time with her (so ya i've only had sex with her) and the last time we fucked I came Rating: 5

[wannagethigh]

btw I really dont know what the point was in posting this, but basically blue balls really sucks.

[Not Enough Herb]

bummer dude

down with blue balls

later

[Stedric]

I wonder what you ate to make your precum taste that bad.

[wannagethigh]

she said it tasted like salty fish chum...I had hot an omelette with spinach and a hot dog (not together) earlier that day.

[Stedric]

A word of advice that should fix your problem;

Strawberries.

[jacquelyne]

I dont think that she actually did cum sorry to say because she would have been wetter than when u started and it would have hurt her less.Maybe you penis is too big for her and it was sore and getting dry and she didnt want to hurt your feelings and ask you to stop.

[OreO]

it was the condom she tasted not the precum, happened wit my girl and I too

[ludacris420]

best case for blueballs is too just jack off man

[jadeius]

I'm gonna agree with stedric...strawberries....also cucumbers (notice how it has the word "cum" right in it)...cucumbers have sugars like strawberries, but the sugars in cucumbers aren't as acidic, so your cum won't be so strong, but sweet.

As far as blue balls, well, yeah, jack off dude....if she cums before you, don't have her give you head after you've had a condom on....another reason your precum tasted so bad was because it had been heated up after sitting in there for so long....it gets really wet and sticky and nasty when it gets hot...that's why your cum gets clearer and clearer the longer you wait to cum....sperm die in heat...so if you don't get to cum, just have her put a little lube or spit on your cock and have her jack you off...maybe, MAYBE, if she's into it, cum on her, but WIPE IT UP FOR HER...