This is easy.
I took my little girl to see Aaron Carter but at least I got to ride some roller coasters.
I was assaulted by mothers jostling to get their kids closer to the stage and had to rudely ask a woman to get out of my seat.

Years later on a walk at Sea Ranch with my family I found the stub and a old pretzel from the concert in a jacket I was wearing. I ate the pretzel, it was still tasty.