satan in heaven?

[NowhereMan]

ok
question for those who like to think about things they can do jack shit about

mean ol satan'
why could not god just,turn him/her /it into pillar of salt or glob of snot
end the evil ?
seems
simple way save the world get the entire world to pray for satan
to be forgiven
for in the name of love
the big kahuna eventually says
yaw hush
its driving me batty

gives him a nice cozy pad in heaven and a crown and click nobody gotta fry in hell?,

yea, yea i know

some deserve it

questions
who or what is really more responcible
for evil souls being born
for pian and suffering
more or less ask ya self
why must we cry
peace

ps,
just some random thoughts please dont have a cow

NowhereMan Reviewed by NowhereMan on 04-17-2005. satan in heaven? ok question for those who like to think about things they can do jack shit about mean ol satan' why could not god just,turn him/her /it into pillar of salt or glob of snot end the evil ? seems simple way save the world get the entire world to pray for satan to be forgiven for in the name of love Rating: 5

[YabaYabaDoobie]

moo.

whatcha gonna do now, biotch.

[NowhereMan]

moo.

whatcha gonna do now, biotch.

send some to heaven,send some to hell
send some to purgatory,to clean up the smell

would you like a free one way ticket?


biotchs ride for free

[chris420]

all i know is that the devil once tried to ride a white pony but he fell

[GfLoW]

WHat i believe was that the devil was once an angel but dissobeyed god therefore kicking him out of heaven.

The devil then said that he will posess and make gods new creations turn to bad.

[Euphoric]

the 9th satanic commandment reads as follows: Satan is the best friend the church has ever had, as he has kept them in buisness all these years!

[F L E S H]

Satan is a figment of your imagination. Christians call "Satan" every instinctual animal impulse that we have. Most of all, Satan is the ultimate scapegoat.

God did not literally cast down one of his angels. How can you literally believe stories that are meant to be understood metaphorically, mythologically?

The metaphor is that God stands for our sense of reason, our intellect, our constructive impulses, our ability to transcend physicality. Satan, like I said above, is our animal instincts, our destructive impulses. When the Bible says that God cast out Satan, it really means that he cast out our animal side, our basic instincts and made us superior to other living things on Earth.

Basically, it sums up ike this:
God = intellect, reason, thought, potential
Satan = instinct, impulse, action without thought


For God's sake, think about what you read, don't take everything literally. To read the Bible in a literal sense, that is the ultimate blasphemy.

[Euphoric]

whoa... thanks flesh.. i think people have been trying to understand the bible for a long time. too bad they didnt smoke weed, or they might of figured it out too.

[F L E S H]

whoa... thanks flesh.. i think people have been trying to understand the bible for a long time. too bad they didnt smoke weed, or they might of figured it out too.

I can't tell if you were being sarcastic or not, but it doesn't really matter. I've read a lot of books on this subject, both stoned and sober. I know I sounded like I was pontificating at the end, and I apologize for that, but that's still my opinion.

[NoosaHeads]

I could be way off here But from what I understand.
that Satan was One Of Gods First and Most Beautiful Creations.
He was Made Leader Of Worship in the heavens.
and satan wanted to Be worshiped As an equil to God and the ol'boy got the poops and tossed him..for lack of better words..
I think the story is in the book of JOB in the old testament..
But again im quoting from a short term memory.