...but yeah, do you have ANYONE who could take care of your plants for like two weeks to a month? Or at least provide a secure location that you could take care of 'em at, that is not the place they were sniffing 'round at?

I would move em, if at all possible, or conceal 'em as best I could, if not, and put some of the dead tomato plants inside in the house in a makeshift 'failed hydroponics experiment', so that when they knock, you can make 'em feel sheepish a second time, and sue 'em for harrassment.

Look up Barry Cooper / Kopbusters for some good info and/or humour...