Tamper with tests!--need help!

[pilotofthisship]

There are drug tests in my bathroom cabinet which will be used on me very soon. (i'd rather not get into why)... I smoke everyday. Is there a way I can tamper with the test itself (not my own urine, I cannot substitute, I would rather not dilute, cleanse, or stop smoking).. Really the best option to me seems to be tampering with the test itself so that even if i urine dirty it will still come up negative. is this possible?

pilotofthisship Reviewed by pilotofthisship on 06-06-2010. Tamper with tests!--need help! There are drug tests in my bathroom cabinet which will be used on me very soon. (i'd rather not get into why)... I smoke everyday. Is there a way I can tamper with the test itself (not my own urine, I cannot substitute, I would rather not dilute, cleanse, or stop smoking).. Really the best option to me seems to be tampering with the test itself so that even if i urine dirty it will still come up negative. is this possible? Rating: 5

[Burnt Toast]

Who will be doing the test and what will be the consequences if you do test positive?

[pilotofthisship]

.....My girlfriend.. yeah, embarrassing. But she will probably be very pissed and/or break up with me.

[Mississippi Steve]

sounds like time to find a new GF. :thumbsup:

[arfnot]

Oh you could do so many things, provided you have access to them before hand....

Put a few drops of Visine on them, that inhibits the reaction in the EMIT test. Bear in mind that isn't really a guarantee but as a biochemist, I would say that is your best bet next to dilution/substitution.

[pilotofthisship]

The test is a four panel test that you dip into a cup of pee, the urine absorbs into the strips. Where should i put the visine?

[arfnot]

Soak the strips in water and then saturate with visine

And please note, I'm not saying this is absolutely going to work, but I would consider it your best bet.