Hemlock Stones:
"You see Watsit, a rat must chew.
If they don't chew, their teeth grow through their brains and kill them!"

Watsit:
"Great Scott, Stones! How the deuce do you deduce all dis?!


From Firesign Theater's "Great Rat of Sumatra"

We're about to see if steelwool will keep rats out of Mango trees.
I'll slap 2 strips of masking tape 'roun' da trunk, smear 'em wit Tanglefoot, and use that to attach a steelwool skirt.

I'll keep ya posted.
Weeze