Give me your thoughts please

[Riddle62]

Had the interview thursday, so far nobodys mentioned a drug test, but she said they wouldnt officially offer me the job until next week when the HR lady is back from her Memorial Day vacation. So I should be getting called tuesday or wednesday, by that time i'll be a full 2 weeks clean...I ordered 5 MJ Tests off ebay that should also be showing up around tuesday. The one that I tried a few days ago still came back dirty on the first void of the day (but I expected that.) Every day that I put between my last smoke and the test makes me feel better and better.

Riddle62 Reviewed by Riddle62 on 05-29-2010. Give me your thoughts please :pimp: alright heres the deal...ive been an almost daily smoker for about 2 years, with a couple little T breaks here and there, but not so recently...got a call last week from a bank for a job interview that I applied for a while back, after doing a lil research ive found that i'll most likely be asked to piss...i read the dilution sticky up top...i last smoked 7 days ago, stopped as soon as i found out about the interview....the interview is scheduled for thursday at 3 30, and i would assume Rating: 5

[Riddle62]

when i do a morning self test, should i piss right away or do a mid stream sample as i would for the real thing

[Akustone]

Midstream. I used to use those kokopelli&spike test'in pills with a ton of water. Maybe it was the water, the intense diarrhea, the magic scrubber pills, or they didn't even bother actually testing. You could try and contaminate the sample with a hair or two. It wouldn't pass you but might buy you some more time.

[Riddle62]

Midstream. I used to use those kokopelli&spike test'in pills with a ton of water. Maybe it was the water, the intense diarrhea, the magic scrubber pills, or they didn't even bother actually testing. You could try and contaminate the sample with a hair or two. It wouldn't pass you but might buy you some more time.

Please take time to read the question before responding. I understand that when I test for real that I want to go midstream every time. Also I have much doubt about some of the techniques you suggest, unless you have some science to back your self up, please refrain from posting here again, as this forums advice can have major implications in peoples lives.

[Akustone]

when i do a morning self test, should i piss right away or do a mid stream sample as i would for the real thing

Question answered with Midstream?

You can doubt whatever you wish. I retain my honorable discharge.

[Akustone]

...please refrain from posting here again, as this forums advice can have major implications in peoples lives.

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I haven't seen any scientific evidence other than word of mouth in this thread. The only advice I see here is drink water and take vitamins. This is straight from the CA NORML website.

"WASH YOURSELF OUT: The general strategy for passing urine tests is to increase your fluid intake and urine flow so as to dilute the concentration of drugs in the sample below the threshold of detection. An hour or two before the test, you should fill your bladder with fluids - as much as you can drink. Water is fine - contrary to popular rumor, there is NO evidence that goldenseal, vinegar, niacin, or vitamin C help. However, high-dosage aspirin may reduce the sensitivity of the EMIT urine test for pot (only). Many people wash themselves out for several days in advance by drinking a lot and exercising, but there is no reason to think this is useful. In no case should you give your first urine of the morning, since drug metabolites tend to build up during your sleep.

While you're loading up on water before the test, you may also want to take a large dose (50-100 milligrams) of vitamin B-2, available in B-complex multivitamins. The purpose of this is to color your urine yellow, since otherwise you are likely to produce clear, watery urine, which makes some collectors suspicious (contrary to rumor, vitamin C won't help). In rare instances, some labs will reject a sample for being too watery; in this case, however, they will typically give you a second chance. Wait until your test results have been confirmed before indulging in compromising behavior.

You can boost your fluid output by taking diuretics, which stimulate urination. Weak diuretics include coffee, cranberry juice, certain health food products and over-the-counter pills for pre-menstrual water retention.

If you're taking the test on very short notice, you may wish to resort to more potent diuretics, which are widely prescribed to treat high blood pressure. Although strong diuretics, such as furosemide (Lasix®), are available only on prescription in the U.S., they can be had over-the-counter in Mexico and other foreign countries. Beware that they can be dangerous for certain persons, such as diabetics or pregnant women, and can cause problems if taken over extended periods. Diuretics can be detected in urine, but are rarely checked except for athletes. The following regime has been suggested by a former army drug testing officer (Robert Freeman, "How to 'Beat' a Drug Test," High Times, Aug. 1988): Take an 80-milligram dose of Lasix; take a hefty drink of water; piss two or three times, then take the test. If you're lucky and didn't smoke too much pot, a good washout may get you past a test on a couple days' notice. However, regular smokers should allow at least a week or two if at all possible. "
Drug Testing | California NORML

[Burnt Toast]

That NORML article about aspirin is outdated info. Aspirin was used in the old days as an interferant for only the first-generation EMIT. Since then, a second-gen EMIT (aka EMIT II) was brought into the fold to counter the interference issues caused by aspirin. The first-gen EMIT is seldom used anymore (if, at all).

Diuretics may cause frequent urination, but they have no effect on the filteration rate of THCA from the bloodstream by the kidneys.

[webdox]

Question answered with Midstream?

You can doubt whatever you wish. I retain my honorable discharge.

When taking a real piss test, you want to use your midstream.

When taking your own home test to see if you are still dirty or not, you use your first piss of the day and start collecting right from the get-go. It will be your absolute dirtiest urine of the day/night.

[Riddle62]

Alright guys its for real now, got a call back today an my drug test will be thursday afternoon. At that point I'll be 15 days clean. I'm getting a VERY faint line on the home tests right now without diluting my self. I'll be doing a diluted run tonight. I know that Deige has said repeatedly on this site that a line is a line...but i gotta tell you guys, this line im getting is soooo faint right now that I'm still a little nervous. Does the line get darker the cleaner you get? If I dilute and get a stronger line on the next test does that mean that that sample is cleaner than the last? I know these tests are nominal and not quantitative, just testing for under 50 ng/ml, but please reassure me or tell me what, if anything, I still have to be concerned about.

[Burnt Toast]

Does the line get darker the cleaner you get? If I dilute and get a stronger line on the next test does that mean that that sample is cleaner than the last?

No and No.

Even synthetic urine controls (which are completely drug-free) can produce faint lines on an assay kit. There is no meaning attributed to the intensity or width of a line. A faint line is still a line.