Substitution and Random Testing

[1smoker]

I work and I am subject to random testing.

The procedure, if I am selected, is to have my supervisor come to my office and say "You've been selected for drug screening please come with me" at which point I stand up and go with him to a testing facility. I have no time to be heating up containers and strapping on heating pads.

If each morning I wake up and about an hour before work put on the Clean Stream belt pouch with the synthetic urine plastered to my crotch, will the sample naturally heat to body temp over the course of the day? The Temp gauge reads 96 degrees but I don't know if that's my body heat or the sample.

1smoker Reviewed by 1smoker on 05-17-2010. Substitution and Random Testing I work and I am subject to random testing. The procedure, if I am selected, is to have my supervisor come to my office and say "You've been selected for drug screening please come with me" at which point I stand up and go with him to a testing facility. I have no time to be heating up containers and strapping on heating pads. If each morning I wake up and about an hour before work put on the Clean Stream belt pouch with the synthetic urine plastered to my crotch, will the sample Rating: 5

[killerweed420]

In your circumstances I would recommend a pouch inside your pants that will hold the synthetic urine and an unactivated heat pad. If you get the call reach in your pocket and squeeze the heat pad and activate it. It usually takes 30 to 40 minutes for the pad to get up to temp. Again practice to get the routine down.
Also, cost these assholes money. its the only thing they understand. After 3 hours of waiting for you to pee they have to release you and reschedule you for another day. Cost them as much money as you can by stalling and getting paid for sitting on your ass. This is the only thing that will force change.

[1smoker]

What type of heating pack will work for that method. The only heatpacks I see have to be shaken or exposed to air, I haven't seen any that operate off contact.

[killerweed420]

Most of the cheap ones you can buy like at walmart you have to squeeze hard to make the 2 components mix and produce heat.

[1smoker]

Most of the cheap ones you can buy like at walmart you have to squeeze hard to make the 2 components mix and produce heat.

I gotcha, I just found some like that online. I'll pick some up tonight man. thanks for getting back to me with the info. I don't mind wearingt he bag everyday, but I was looking for a hideable heating element, just in case the body heat didn't work out.

[killerweed420]

Yep Thats the idea, formulate a plan that will work in your situation and beat the thugs at there own game. AFter a while you'll really start to enjoy the game.lol