Any Hospital workers here?

[x42067]

I have a pre employment physical and UA in 2 days for a job at a local hospital.

I have NO patient interaction - will work in IT.

BTW - there is no way in hell I can pass the UA, even dilluted. I was a VERY heavy smoker and over weight with the metabolism of a turtle. At 2 months clean even after drinking 2 gallons of gatoraid I still piss dirty. So - I plan to substitute.

I think the physical is pretty non evasive, just history, blood work, CBC, TB skin test etc.

My question - will the UA be observed?

x42067 Reviewed by x42067 on 05-17-2010. Any Hospital workers here? I have a pre employment physical and UA in 2 days for a job at a local hospital. I have NO patient interaction - will work in IT. BTW - there is no way in hell I can pass the UA, even dilluted. I was a VERY heavy smoker and over weight with the metabolism of a turtle. At 2 months clean even after drinking 2 gallons of gatoraid I still piss dirty. So - I plan to substitute. I think the physical is pretty non evasive, just history, blood work, CBC, TB skin test etc. My question - Rating: 5

[Deige]

I have a pre employment physical and UA in 2 days for a job at a local hospital.

I have NO patient interaction - will work in IT.

BTW - there is no way in hell I can pass the UA, even dilluted. I was a VERY heavy smoker and over weight with the metabolism of a turtle. At 2 months clean even after drinking 2 gallons of gatoraid I still piss dirty. So - I plan to substitute.

I think the physical is pretty non evasive, just history, blood work, CBC, TB skin test etc.

My question - will the UA be observed?

No, if its pre-employment then it shouldn't be observed.