Need help desperately!!! VERY desperately!

[Kataztrofy]

Heres the deal...


I got a possession charge and am doing a memorandum agreement. I have to give a clean UA before the 25th of this month... (9 days) Ive been completely clean for about 2 weeks now... I took a couple hits the day before the 2 weeks, and was clean for about a week before then as well... I have taken two home tests and failed both...

Im 26 about 220 and used to be an Extreme smoker ( 3-8 blunts a day)


what can I do?

also since this is court appointed... even though I have to go to a lab to pee, what are the chances that the pee test will be supervised?

Kataztrofy Reviewed by Kataztrofy on 05-16-2010. Need help desperately!!! VERY desperately! Heres the deal... I got a possession charge and am doing a memorandum agreement. I have to give a clean UA before the 25th of this month... (9 days) Ive been completely clean for about 2 weeks now... I took a couple hits the day before the 2 weeks, and was clean for about a week before then as well... I have taken two home tests and failed both... Im 26 about 220 and used to be an Extreme smoker ( 3-8 blunts a day) what can I do? Rating: 5

[Kataztrofy]

10 views and no replies? Someone please f'in help!

[satman]

dude that sucks.
being its a legal issue means they will most likely watch you piss.
i would go to urineluck.com / spectrum labs and check out xxl carbo drink and refrain from herb and drink a shit load of water.
i have also heard that a drink called magnum is trust worthy.
not much help man im sorry but being watched kind of screws you.
check out that site.
i have read that some have used the whizzinator or the urinator while being observed.
if your not watched or can get them to turn their back i would sub with a friends clean sample but that might not be an option unless you let them watch for awhile and dont piss, maybe tell them you got stage fright or something.

[Kataztrofy]

thanks for the input... man i dont know... these home-drug test are digging a whole in my pocket... What really sucks... I got busted for a gram... <--- RIDICULOUS!

[Kataztrofy]

doesnt the whizzinator or whatever make a noise while functioning?

[Burnt Toast]

i would go to urineluck.com / spectrum labs and check out xxl carbo drink and refrain from herb and drink a shit load of water.
i have also heard that a drink called magnum is trust worthy.

All detox drinks are a big scam to seperate the credulous from their cash. When they do work, they "work" because of the "shit load of water" that youre required by the instructions to drink with them. Its nothing but dilution in a bottle.

Why waste money on a bottled diluter when you can accomplish the same thing for $$$ less by following the guidelines outlined in the Dilution sticky thread?

[satman]

All detox drinks are a big scam to seperate the credulous from their cash. When they do work, they "work" because of the "shit load of water" that youre required by the instructions to drink with them. Its nothing but dilution in a bottle.

Why waste money on a bottled diluter when you can accomplish the same thing for $$$ less by following the guidelines outlined in the Dilution sticky thread?

i dont disagree at all on the scam.
i was thinking he is 2 weeks clean so it might be work to his benefit.
i am a heavy smoker and years ago i drank test free,tasted like unwashed ass granted i was 2 weeks clean at the time and i did pass.
used the same stuff a few years later but was not clean for 2 weeks and failed .

[satman]

thanks for the input... man i dont know... these home-drug test are digging a whole in my pocket... What really sucks... I got busted for a gram... <--- RIDICULOUS!

of herb ?

[Burnt Toast]

i dont disagree at all on the scam.
i was thinking he is 2 weeks clean so it might be work to his benefit.

Again, why waste the money (in turn, feeding those scam artists and keeping them in business) on something that accomplishes nothing different than whats accomplished with just vitamin B2 and water?

[satman]

Again, why waste the money (in turn, feeding those scam artists and keeping them in business) on something that accomplishes nothing different than whats accomplished with just vitamin B2 and water?

no arguement here.
im not up on dilution very much but wasnt aware that the drinks were just dilution methods. i myself have only used them twice passed 1 failed 1.
the man needed someone to talk to so i put forth my 0.02 based on my exp with those type of products
totally agree with your point- F'em