Need help desperately!!! VERY desperately!

[Kataztrofy]

Again, why waste the money (in turn, feeding those scam artists and keeping them in business) on something that accomplishes nothing different than whats accomplished with just vitamin B2 and water?

I was hoping you would wander in my thread... thanks dude...

I understand what you're saying.... now the question i have... what determines a urine sample to be TOO diluted??? and in the dilution process is the objective to dilute ur pee just enough to get the toxins below the required threshhold??? Are there other things tested in the pee like other natural chemicals our bodies emit?? Or will the test only search for the drug??

I guess what I am asking is... theoretically could you pass a drug test with just colored water if there was no gravity test??

Kataztrofy Reviewed by Kataztrofy on 05-16-2010. Need help desperately!!! VERY desperately! Heres the deal... I got a possession charge and am doing a memorandum agreement. I have to give a clean UA before the 25th of this month... (9 days) Ive been completely clean for about 2 weeks now... I took a couple hits the day before the 2 weeks, and was clean for about a week before then as well... I have taken two home tests and failed both... Im 26 about 220 and used to be an Extreme smoker ( 3-8 blunts a day) what can I do? Rating: 5

[Kataztrofy]

of herb ?

yea man.... the cop was a dick

[Kataztrofy]

Another question... do the home tests actually test the creatine levels too or do only labs do that?

[Burnt Toast]

what determines a urine sample to be TOO diluted???

Labs check the creatinine and specific gravity in determining an overdiluted sample. Samples are ruled "too-dilute" when the creatinine level is between 2 - 20 mg/dL, and the specific gravity is between 1.0010 - 1.0030.

and in the dilution process is the objective to dilute ur pee just enough to get the toxins below the required threshhold???

Thats correct, all while keeping your creatinine and SG numbers within limits.

BTW, THC is non-toxic so it is erroneous to label THC a 'toxin'.

Are there other things tested in the pee like other natural chemicals our bodies emit?? Or will the test only search for the drug??

I guess what I am asking is... theoretically could you pass a drug test with just colored water if there was no gravity test??

Water with yellow food coloring will pass a drug assay if no specimen integrity checks are performed. But dont expect this to be the case for your next U/A, as integrity checks have become SOP in most lab tests.

[Burnt Toast]

Another question... do the home tests actually test the creatine levels too or do only labs do that?

Instant test kits are available that feature panels for creatinine and SG (in either dip card or EZCup forms). Do a Google search for drug testing kits

[Kataztrofy]

Instant test kits are available that feature panels for creatinine and SG (in either dip card or EZCup forms). Do a Google search for drug testing kits

Ok and to ensure that my creatine and gravity level is "acceptable"... what steps should I take?

[Burnt Toast]

Ok and to ensure that my creatine and gravity level is "acceptable"... what steps should I take?

Read this thread:
http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-test...uidelines.html

[Kataztrofy]

One more question... about how long does it take for court ordered tests to get back results?

[gr8fulgrl]

Dude, I know it's very stressful. Being 2 weeks clean I think you will be fine just following the dillution method. I just passed a Labcorp drug test being only 1 week clean. Look up my thread and read it.

[webdox]

One more question... about how long does it take for court ordered tests to get back results?

As long as it takes.