~Superman Theme Music~

Faster than a speeding electric bill.
More powerful than a metal halide lamp.
Able to leap tall pot plants in a single bound.

Look up in the grow room. It's a bud. It's a nugg. It's Amazing Husband.
Yes, it's Amazing Husband. Strange visitor from another neighborhood who came to Elm Street with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men.

Amazing Husband, who can change the course of mighty hydroponics.
Bend pot stems in his bare hands. And who, disguised as Clark Kent mild mannered reporter for a great metropolitan newspaper fights a never ending battle for sticky buds, a nice aroma and the stoner way. :yeahright: