It'll burn , it'll canoe, it'll hurt like hell and be harsh beyond anything you can imagine. Whatever you do don't smoke the bible that is soooo harsh for a smoke. (Even though the pages seem thin enough they hurt ALOT, all those damn inks).

Homemade bong dude, Straw or Pen tube, (bowl) or in desperation tinfoil with piece of piping + bottle of some sort (obviously plastic)