Quote Originally Posted by bubadutep75
simple make it very unpleasant for him to live there anymore.
I like that idea. Here are some ideas to do just that.

1. Every time he walks out of his door say things to him like:
a. "Where yah going Mr Police Man? Going out to arrest old ladies for J-walking?
b. "Hey Mr McCopper. Did you get your badge first, or the chest to pin it on?

Oh Oh! Do this. Steal his police dog, then take it to a dog groomer and have it get a hair cut like a poodle.

Here's a good one. Find out what donut shop he likes, get a job there, then when he comes in and orders, never get his order right. :S2: