how will you die?

[4252]

I don't answer those questionaires anymore; the last time I did I got fixed up with this crazy redhead who tried to suffocate me with her butt, and used up all my ammo on the target range, greedy broad. I realized she had some slight character flaws when she asked me to shoot her cat, which was not too badly damaged at the time. I told her I don't like to kill things, and I don't like things to kill me, and feel that this was the point where she'd lost interest in the whole affair.

I don't think I'll be allowed to die for a while; I was born 53 years ago; but I'm still 18, much to my surprise. If I actually do die, I probably won't notice it for quite some time.

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[A Foo Says]

Congratulations, You will...
Be Murdered
(you have 2 years 6 months and 13 days to live, from the date you read this)


Getting shot in the back while getting a quick 20 out of the ATM, then being dragged to a strange mans apartment where he disembowels you and slowly eats you over the course of a year isn't the most glamorous way to die, but at least you were dressed to impress... bling bling


Bling bling bitches.

[Sensi Super Skunk]

To die of natural causes. I took it two friggin' times and it still came out that way!

[youngster420]

Your choice of life style has enabled you to live a nice long life.. To eventually die of a stroke, or was it a heart attack? Either way you out lived just about anyone that gave a shit about you anyway.. Congrats.

[larghetto]

Heh, interesting, that the kind of thoughts i have about my second school:

After going through with your own well thought out version of columbine you finally turn the gun on yourself... the thick coat of brains and coagulated blood was a bitch to get off the auditorium wall. You sure showed them!

Hated that school.

[jacquelyne]

whata surprise
" natural causes "

[kroncheez]

I will live FOREVER!

HAHAHA!