A few years back when I was wild and totally spontaneous, a bunch of us decided to go camping.
We loaded up the truck and headed for a cool campground near Osteen Florida that the
driver reccomended as a great place.
Soon after we found the dirt road off the main highway,
we found a place to pull over and toke up. We smoked a couple of doobs, and some hash under glass
and then took off down the dirt road higher than fuck.
After an hour or so of driving down what seemed like an endless sea of pine tree's and
palmettos in the middle of the night, we soon realized that we were lost bigger than shit.
Not only were we lost, but we were also getting dangerously low on gas.
As we were driving around furiously trying to find our camping spot, we rounded a curve
and all of a sudden we ran into this big ass mound in the middle of the road. It was about 4 feet tall,
and a good 10 feet across. When we hit it, the truck went up in the air and landed on this thing
and we got stuck on it. Thats when the most god awful smell hit us! Whoa! this thing smelled like
rotting, shit and guts! We were gagging and pukin trying to get the windows up, but the smell was even
coming thru the floor!
After what seemed like forever, we managed to get free of the mound and get the hell out of there!
We didnt have a clue as to what that was, only that it smelled like the pits of hell!
We never did find the campground, so we decided to park in the middle of the dirt road
(because there were palmettos everywhere else.) and camp there for the night.
Later when we decided to leave and head home, we ran out of gas. So we hoofed it back down the
dirt road to find a gas station, and every now and then we would see a catfish head.
hmm. The farther we walked, the more catfish heads we would see.
Eventually we found the "mound" we ran into previously and it was the biggest pile of
rotting catfish heads I ever seen in my life!
Seems that back then Florida Swamp river restaurants would dump their catfish heads out in
the woods but this time they dumped it in the middle of the road...and we found it.