Ha Ha best laugh i had all day...thanks!!!! Keep em coming


Quote Originally Posted by SkyHighStar
i only started smoking regularly about 8 months ago, but i already have a ton of stoner stories :P i think the best happened about 3 weeks ago when i went over to a friends house and we got stoned. after a few hours, our desire to sit there and do nothing was overwhelmed by our desire for some seriously tasty treats, so we went out and got some and took a ride through this one rural community a few miles away from where i live. it was around 7am maybe a little later (we pulled an all nighter), and the sun was shining. it really was just the perfect morning and there we are just cruising along, blasting our music. life couldnt have been better, right?

wrong! and heres why: as i was driving down this one road which was surrounded by farmland, i come up on a group of cows just hanging out on the side of the road, eating some grass. they had to have been no more than 8 ft away from my car and it was at that moment that i realized that my ONLY course of action was to turn the music down and pull up slowly next to them and lay on my horn. the result did not disappoint. they were just enjoying the morning and suddenly their entire worlds just came crashing down on them. you could see the fear written across their faces. they took off for their lives. one booked it behind some barn, and this other one tried to be the hero of the bunch and run along side my car, but then i guess he thought better of it cuz he took off around to the other side of the barn too. i was already gone and i could still see them running in one of my mirrors. i kinda feel bad about it now, but nobody got hurt and at the time, i had to pull over cuz i was laughing so hard.

sorry to be so detailed with my story, but i just wanted to paint the exact picture of what it was like to be there. hope this brings some people a few laughs :P