I came straight here for advice to avoid wasting precious time and money on scams, and because I consider those of you who have flushed successfully in less than 30 days to be experts on the topic.

The test that I'll receive is a urine test, it's the only kind that they do. No blood, no hair.

It's my understanding that the urine tests currently being used will pick up the presence of Salicylates and result in an automatic fail.