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[bluewildangel]

I had not smoked in a long time, maybe a year. A little over a week ago, I smoked a few bowls over about a 4 day span. Nothing heavy. So im about 1 week clean(smoke cigarettes) Im over weight but not obese. Middle aged metabolism. I failed a home test kit tonight. I'll have to take a standard, pre-employment cup test within the week possibly in the next 48 hours. I'm studying the threads here including the "dilute" sticky. Advice? I do not want to risk a positive dilute.

bluewildangel Reviewed by bluewildangel on 04-20-2010. Upcoming test. I had not smoked in a long time, maybe a year. A little over a week ago, I smoked a few bowls over about a 4 day span. Nothing heavy. So im about 1 week clean(smoke cigarettes) Im over weight but not obese. Middle aged metabolism. I failed a home test kit tonight. I'll have to take a standard, pre-employment cup test within the week possibly in the next 48 hours. I'm studying the threads here including the "dilute" sticky. Advice? I do not want to risk a positive dilute. Rating: 5

[bluewildangel]

I'd also like to add, when I used the home test kit, I had to go pretty bad. Not diluted at all, probably only the second or third time I went today. Had not drank much fluids prior. The urine was pretty dark.

[killerweed420]

Read the dillution sticky and follow that the morning of your UA, It should work for you. One of the most important parts it to be sure and use your midstream urine for the collection cup. The beginning and the end of your pee is the dirtiest. USe Gatorade instead of water.

[bluewildangel]

Read the dillution sticky and follow that the morning of your UA, It should work for you. One of the most important parts it to be sure and use your midstream urine for the collection cup. The beginning and the end of your pee is the dirtiest. USe Gatorade instead of water.

Thanks for the tip. Yeah I plan on it. The only problem I have is the creatine. Showing diluted will be as bad as positive I'm afraid.

[Burnt Toast]

The only problem I have is the creatine.

Why would creatine be a problem? Ceatine is found in foods such as red meat and fish. You can also take creatine supps. Just be sure to do your creatine loading 3 days before the U/A to allow the necessary time for the body to metabolize the creatine into creatinine - the end waste product found in urine.

[bluewildangel]

Why would creatine be a problem? Ceatine is found in foods such as red meat and fish. You can also take creatine supps. Just be sure to do your creatine loading 3 days before the U/A to allow the necessary time for the body to metabolize the creatine into creatinine - the end waste product found in urine.

Im taking the test tomorrow. No time to load. Haven been cramming fat intake though. Scarfing pizza like theres no tomorrow.

[Burnt Toast]

Since this a preemployment test, why not sub?

[bluewildangel]

Well I guess I could. Have never done it. Don't have too many people around to ask for a sample. So basically condom on the lower torso area will keep it warm enough? I;m not prepared at all for that method. Rinsed out condom. Lemme go read that thread again. Should I still void some into the toilet? or just fill with subbed sample and thats that.

[bluewildangel]

Ok question. Last time I had to do a drug screen, they made me empty my pockets etc. I don't remember a metal detector although there may have been(doubtful). In the event that there would be, is the wire tie I'm going to use(very paper wrapped piece of wire) enough to set off the detector? Im going to try twisted condom folded over itself then twistie tied. Am also going to fold the ends in on the tie.
Thank you very much for your responses here. I don't have many people in my life I can talk to about this kind of thing. And what hinges in the balance is pretty much life changing. I think I'm gonna cry :/
*WHYYYYYY DID I DECIDE AT THE WRONG EFFING TIME TO TAKE A FEW TOKES?!?!?! I went so long without smoking. Then BAM, awesome job offer 3 days after getting high. I really can't believe I'm still failing the home tests considering how long it had been, and how little I just smoked.

[bluewildangel]

The other reason I hadn't given subbing much consideration is because I figured I would have been able to pass on my own by slightly diluting. I'm considering taking up prayer.. lol
Question. While sitting here with a bottle in my crotch, Im wondering about condom breakage from the pressure when sitting.