i need some reassurance please...

[smashingpandas]

I just got fired last friday after failing two piss tests... I used Magnum Synthetic Clean Stream and Quick Fix 5.7.. Both Tests came back as "abnormal Characteristics - Failed"... I lost my job.. In order to regain eligibility again,, I need to take a 12 week rehab class. which I started on Saturday.. So fkn stoopid over some fkn weed... I'm in the class with some low lives... but whatever.. i need to get my job back.. All I can say is don't trust the synthetic.. Sure everyone on here passed with it,, but I guess I was the fkn exception to the rule.. Peace Health Labratories detected that shit right away and because I enjoy smoking on occassion I lost a damn good job.. But hey,, do what you need to and hopefully everything works out for you.. Just wanted to let you hear my story...

if you dont mind my asking, what field were you in? im just worried that since it is an oil company they will be looking for synthetic urine and detox things. the lady at the smoke shop said that they have had people from the same company i will be working for who have successfully used the synthetic urine, but im just ridiculously nervous.

smashingpandas Reviewed by smashingpandas on 04-20-2010. i need some reassurance please... alright, i smoked 3-4 times a day every day for the past 3 years or so give or take a couple days, and haven't smoked for two weeks. i have been taking these detox pills for the past six days and trying to exercise to get my metabolism going. i think i have to drug test for a new job and i would test on site. the job is at an oil company so they use high quality testing i suppose. im just wondering if there is anything else i can do to assure a clean test result. should i take something the day Rating: 5

[loveblunts]

if you dont mind my asking, what field were you in? im just worried that since it is an oil company they will be looking for synthetic urine and detox things. the lady at the smoke shop said that they have had people from the same company i will be working for who have successfully used the synthetic urine, but im just ridiculously nervous.

do u have any clean friends? im going to end up using a friend's urine.

[smashingpandas]

yeah i do, but im not sure how to go about bringing that in. should i buy a heating pouch so i can keep it warm? and what do i keep it in?

[loveblunts]

yeah i do, but im not sure how to go about bringing that in. should i buy a heating pouch so i can keep it warm? and what do i keep it in?

i bought this little kit: passitkit.com

i als bought some extra heatpacks to practice.
it comes with synthetic urine, but im not going to use that.

i practiced with water... it takes about an hour for the heat pack to work good.. and an hour for the water to go up to around 97F
i just hope they wont pad me down before the test... because im going to wear 2 tighty whities and put this between them.

the cap has a nozzle on it.. but its kind of impossible to squirt everything out of the bottle with one squeeze, so im just going to unscrew the cap and pour it in the cup.

if u take ur friends urine, freeze it. then when its time, fill the sink with hot water, and put the bottle in there.. it should warm up to 90-92f in a couple of minutes, then have the heat pad ready and put the hear pad against the bottle. i used 2 rubber bands.

like i said, the only thing thats making me really nervous is that procedures that they use at the testing site.. im not familiar with it. i took a drug test once, and i was only asked to empty pockets and not turn on sink or flush.
but i asked a friend he said they pad him down.. but he was applying for a police position.

[thepoe1]

Substitution from a buddy with clean urine works for me. Like2x. :thumbsup:

[smashingpandas]

well, i took my test today. a friend so generously gave a sample for me and i followed all instructions. now im just hoping for the best.

[loveblunts]

well, i took my test today. a friend so generously gave a sample for me and i followed all instructions. now im just hoping for the best.

what method did u use? howd u hide it?
did they search u or supervise?

[smashingpandas]

i put some almost boiling water in a balloon to sterilize/warm up the balloon then after emptying it, poured the urine in the balloon. then, on my way to the test, kept the balloon in a thermos with water that was at a slightly higher temp than natural body heat. when i got close to the site, i dried off the balloon and kept it in my bra. i wasnt searched or supervised. im hoping all went well. my friend isnt on any prescription drugs and doesnt do any illegal substances.