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04-26-2010, 12:27 AM #8Senior Member
Disabled veteran needing advice
Originally Posted by bamspay
I personally HATE our socialized medicine system up here, but if you came up here for like whatever the max visa-needed stay is (no idea, but you could apply for landed immigrant status after two years, and provincial healthcare kicks in immediately. Then they take a wee bit more taxes off the top, and basically ignore ya unless you stumble into the local medicentre with multiple gunshot wounds.
I would be happy to help you if you found yourself in Toronto the Good, and it takes about three forms and one to three months of bureaucratfuckaround to get your 'papers' up here, but with the condition you have, not only could you qualify for a /really/ decent 'personal' amount*, you could also designate me as your 'gardener', and all you'd have to do would be to collect a large sack o' weed about every 1.5 to 2 months, for zero cost, with occasional trips to the garden to be scheduled as permitting.
If, as I suspect, they'd give you an allowance of more like six grams per day, that means that I could grow 45 plants for the both of us (with 30 of them being 'yours', and 15 'mine', and a veritable jungle of flowertops...{or help you set up your own grow for 30 plants if you have a green thumb, but if you wanna grow good stuph, there is a wee bit of heavy lifting involved...}), perfectly legally, and above board, and baba, I'm growing Purple Kush**...
And, if you designate me as your 'gardener', honouring the service that you've shown to both the land of your birth, and, secondarily, to your neighbour to the north... well, let's just say that there'd be a large sack of weed in your lap sooner than you think, to hep' take that mean ole pain away***.
C'mon' up, the extended visa stay is fiiine! Get a job that allows you to just barely survive so you wind up paying no taxes anyways, and we can work out the details later!
(c)C :chainsaw:
*IF you managed to pursuade your doctor that you needed the same three grams per day, as I have, this qualifies you for a grow of 15 plants, 90g personal on your person in public at any given time, and 675 FIRKIN' grams of 'personal' stash (1.48lb... Hmmm... would that be enough to get you thru the next 1.5 to three months until the next 'garden' comes in?
**My /other/ plant is White Widow (from bagseed!), and verified femmy as of two days agoMy /other/other/ plants (also from bagseed!) are Mr. Freeze (also femmy!), with the otherotherother plant being /Rainbow/ (/likely/ Femmy!)... I'm thinking about ways to cross 'em all...
***As someone who didn't know he had arthritis until he stopped smoking weed for two months out of financial necessity... See pic berow of /Cougaah/, Beroved Numba9 Prant; five reeks intow regg(ing) {aiyAAH!}.
(c)C
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