Quote Originally Posted by SyncMaster915N
Just got word I am cleared to start work which strongly argues that I passed my LabCorp 10 panel screen using QuickFix. I double confirmed by clearance with the employer but would NOT ask specifically about the piss test as I dont want to raise any suspicions. So let me tell you the details:

Employer: Large biopharma firm

Drug Test Lab: LabCorp (CA); they did not ask me to empty my pockets or gown b4 going in the bathroom, they did not verbally instruct me to refrain from flushing or using the sink (though a notice to this effect was posted on the bathroom door); they did not monitor me in the bathroom, they did not smell or shake my sample for foaming, they DID check the temp (which was ~94°F)

SubMethod: Quickfix lot # ending in -09 (sorry can't remember the whole lot#); cost $29.99, was covered in shrinkwrap-style plastic

These motherphucking corporate shits want to dictate my personal life? Go to hell! I'll continue to play hardball and sub until this invasion of our provacy ends! Hell, if there is a growing market opportunity for these products, I may even start my own synthetic U company down the road!

Quickfix WORKS! Time to pack that medical MJ bowl of God's Gift that has been sitting in my drawer calling out to me! Gotta love California!!:rasta:
Rock on man! Smoke an extra one for me! Im fresh out