My wife had to take a pre-employment screening the other day, and it came back diluted. We followed the dilution directions on this site, with 4000mg/day of creatine for a couple of days before, then aspirin, b-complex, and plenty of water the day of the test, per the instructions. She's on the heavy side (5'3" and 180), so I told her to drink more water than the directions, by a factor of about 1.5.

After the test, she reported strong auditory disturbances and tingling of the extremities - about a +3 on the Shulgin scale - so I'm pretty sure she had water intoxication. She'd been freaking out about the test and drinking too way much water for a few days, so that may have been a contributing factor. I got her some Pedialyte and she was okay within an hour or so.

She has to go in tomorrow for a retest. Here are our options as I see it:

1.) Substitute with my urine, as I haven't smoked since mid-February (I like to clean out every once in a while, for personal reasons). This seems like the best option to me, but she's squeamish about carrying around pee in a bottle, and is concerned that they'll watch her since it's a re-test.

2.) Dilute again with less water. Due to her high BMI, we're not sure how much water she should drink in order to pass.

3.) Use a commercial product like ProTox. To be honest, I'm a little concerned about the efficacy of any commercial product, as they all seem a little shady, and the consumer has little to no recourse if it doesn't work.

There are some really knowledgeable folks on here, so I'd really appreciate any guidance you could give.

Thanks!

P.S. Before somebody says it, no, she's not going to drink Certo. Thanks anyway. imp:
SWIZ420 Reviewed by SWIZ420 on . Over-dilution, retest question My wife had to take a pre-employment screening the other day, and it came back diluted. We followed the dilution directions on this site, with 4000mg/day of creatine for a couple of days before, then aspirin, b-complex, and plenty of water the day of the test, per the instructions. She's on the heavy side (5'3" and 180), so I told her to drink more water than the directions, by a factor of about 1.5. After the test, she reported strong auditory disturbances and tingling of the Rating: 5