lol that was fuckin hi-larious

lol im christian and i used to think sex and drugs were wrong lmao. i was an idiot until i met my girlfriends vagina and met ms. maryjane and many other glarious "evil things" as the church called them.

sex rules, fuck abstence lol, just make sure ur weiner doenst go green or if u get a chick pregnant, runnnnnnn!!!!

later
Not Enough Herb Reviewed by Not Enough Herb on . New Rule New Rule: Abstinence pledges make you horny. In a setback for the morals/values crowd, a new eight-year study just released reveals that American teenagers who take virginity pledges wind up with just as many STD's as the other kids. But that's not all. "Taking the pledge" also makes a teenage girl six times more likely to perform oral sex, and four times more likely to allow anal. Which leads me to an important question: where were these pledges when I was in high school? So, seriously, Rating: 5