heh laughing about the nobody gets speeding tickets thing.. Once I was driving up north where it isn't so Urban, roads make lots of twists and turns.. So I'm flying along doing like 65 in a 35 smoking a blunt, I look up as I take a pull on the L, and ohh shit cop lit up behind me.. So I mash out the blunt, eat that thing as I am rolling down the window..

So cop comes up to my car, tell me "you know how long I've been trying to catch up with you!?"

"nahh never knew I passed you sorry"

"well it has been about 2 miles"

"so sorry never saw you"

well I can't find my license, so I tell him I must have left it at home.. he tells me he is going to hook me up, only reason there was a speed trap is cause house wives calling in complaints so... no speeding ticket, just a no license in possession ticket (like 40bux and no points)

one of the nicer pigs I ever met...(found my license while he was writing the ticket up, he told me to shut up or I was getting the speeding ticket lol)