...at least, as I understand 'em...

The wonderful SF author, Spider Robinson, once coined the phrase "God is an Iron".

Because, if a person who is guilty of Gluttony is a Glutton...

And a person who is guilty of a Felony is a Felon...

...then, God is an Iron, because the world is full of sooooo much irony.....

I'd like to meet Spider some day. Maybe even smoke a big spliff with 'im