One of my mates dads in chief of police in Devon, England and we used to rent a student house of his old man. Well we used to get real messy most days and he would often call round without warning.

One day we were all sitting around having Joints and Bongs when we hear a knock at the door, not thinking it would be anybody inportant i jumped up and answered the door, (leaving my crew smoking it up none the wiser in the living room. He says he needed to fix summit in the kitchen. This meant he travelled thru living room. Soon as he walked in he stopped and said to all of us. Oh shit, if i knew you were having a smoke i wouldn't have interupted!!!Turned around and said he woul come back later.

How Phat is that?