Maybe not the craziest thing, but like something from a Cheech and Chong movie.

I was on terminal leave from the AF visiting my cousin. I hadn't been high in 20 years. Ended up smoking some really good bud with him and I smoked a little more than I probably should have. We had to leave right after that and we took off in our rental car. I was so high that I couldn't even talk because my mind would wander off and I'd forget what I was even talking about. Suddenly the cotton mouth hit me. I felt like I hadn't had a drink in weeks. I quickly grabbed the can of pop that was sitting in the drink holder and started chugging.

The taste of ashes reminded me that I wasn't chugging a soda, I was chugging the can we were using for an ash tray since the car didn't have one. That made me a bit green and increased my cotton mouth x 10. When we got to the hotel room, I bolted for the bathroom and drank water right out of the tap.

Great entertainment for the wifey.