Testing Questions

[Sanction]

My reciept for the test has LabCorp on it...that's all I know but that was not the name of the facility.

[legalizebudsplz]

Just arrived home from LabCorp. Here is the story..
Picked up sample from friend this morning and then drove to the facility about 45min away. While driving travel shampoo bottle was crotched and I had hand warmers between my layers of tightie wities and boxer briefs. Stopped right before I went into the facility and temped it with a digital thermometer... 98.4 degrees. Showed up at the facility and had to sign in and sit and wait for about 45 min. Was a little worried because the seat was cold when I sat down and I was there for so long, but finally got called in. Went in back room and the lady put on rubber gloves and didnt say anything.. was a little nervous now.. then she told me to take off my coat and suit jacket and handed me the specimen bottle.

She walked me in the bathroom and told me to wash my hands and then she put blue liquid in the toilet. Then she walked out and said to bring it to her when I was done. She shut the door behind her and out came the bottle, unscrewed cap, dumped it in.. little bubbles.. nice.. come on temp strip.. go up.. go up.. well it hit 96 which was good enough for me so I peed in the toilet for the effect, and then walked out and handed her the specimen apologizing for the drops left on the seat... She read the bottle and checked off the temp box and I signed a few places and off I went. I checked the sample with an adulteration strip and all levels were in normal range.

Walked out happy, called my friend and thanked him but asked him not to eat asparagus next time... awaiting results but I think im good!

Thanks to everyone on here that gave me the balls to pull it off..