hb10-1284 set to be voted on tomorrow

[throatstick]

I invented synthetic dirt about 30 years ago and I have been slowly but surely introducing it to the biosphere to the point that it has adulterated all dirt on earth.....except for 100,000,000 cubic yards which I have sequestered in a vault in Switzerland. this is the last organic dirt on earth and it is available for a price.

i want in on that...lol